Pink lipstick and eyeliner

pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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Q: Have you ever measured your hair to see whose was longest?
George Harrison: No.
John Lennon: That's not the length we're concerned about.
Paul McCartney: *laughs*

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING